Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Tensennya Jumpa Orang Macam Ni

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student  : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history
Teacher : Why?
Student  : There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if you father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Student  : $10
Teacher : You don't know maths
Student  : You don't know my father!

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Mother : David, come here.
David    : Yes, mum?
Mother  : You really dissappoint me. Your result are getting worse.
David    : But I only get my reportbook tomorrow.
Mother  : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son     : On Moday, teacher said 3+5 =8
Father : So?
Son    : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't  make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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Man  : How old is your father?
Boy  :  As old as me.
Man  : How can that be?
Boy  : He became a father only when I was born.

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Teacher : Where were you born?
Student  : Singapore, Sir.
Teacher : Which part?
Student  : all of me, sir.

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Teacher   : How come you do not comb your hair?
Ah Kow   : No comb, Sir.
Teacher  : Use your dad's then
Ah Kow   :  No hair, Sir


4 comments:

munna said...

klu jumpa org macam ni mmg tensi... tapi bila baca hilang tensi...

♥NiniHartini♥ said...

kalau kita jumpa mmg tension. tp kalau kita baca/ dgr mmg nak gelak..hehe

Miss Meen said...

ahhaaa ^_^
yeay !!! alhamdulillah
ser0n0k membaca entry neyh ^_^

ibuintan said...

hahaha... tak tensen pun, hepi lagi

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