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Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student  : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history

Teacher : Why?

Student  : There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if you father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Student  : $10

Teacher : You don't know maths

Student  : You don't know my father!

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Mother : David, come here.

David    : Yes, mum?

Mother  : You really dissappoint me. Your result are getting worse.

David    : But I only get my reportbook tomorrow.

Mother  : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son     : On Moday, teacher said 3+5 =8

Father : So?

Son    : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't  make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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Man  : How old is your father?

Boy  :  As old as me.

Man  : How can that be?

Boy  : He became a father only when I was born.

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Teacher : Where were you born?

Student  : Singapore, Sir.

Teacher : Which part?

Student  : all of me, sir.

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Teacher   : How come you do not comb your hair?

Ah Kow   : No comb, Sir.

Teacher  : Use your dad's then

Ah Kow   :  No hair, Sir